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Pamela Anderson looked so confused on Dancing With The Stars. I don't beleive she has ever danced without a pole before.
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03-24-2010 00:24 by
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my daughter saw a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!" I took a deep breath, then asked "What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!" And so it does, "A f r I c a n Elephant"
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11-04-2010 23:59 by
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Kim Kardashian on Twitter: "Casey Anthony not guilty? I am speechless!" Someone replied: "So was Nicole Brown's family when your dad got OJ off".
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07-05-2011 23:20 by
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Did you ever notice that all lesbians look like Justin Bieber?
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06-27-2010 11:13 by
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Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
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02-14-2014 09:29 by
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Do they sell Alphabet Soup in China?
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02-02-2011 13:43 by
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Black Friday is America's version of Running with the Bulls!
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11-26-2010 05:19 by
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I wonder how much of a deduction I would get in figure skating by having to keep one hand on the wall the whole time?
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02-09-2014 14:30 by
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How long before a gator eats somebody on that show called Swamp People? "Choot 'em, Clint, Choot 'em!"
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06-27-2011 08:03 by
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DELTA = Don't Ever Leave The Airport
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08-08-2016 19:10 by
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Oprah's show on Veganism just inspired me to eat a Cheeseburger.
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02-02-2011 13:40 by
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I'm taking my family to see the Nutcracker on Saturday. Of course I'm talking about my mother-in-law, not the show.
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12-19-2012 22:51 by
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Paul McCartney is going to be pissed when he realizes his new wife spends twice as much on shoes as his last wife.....
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10-10-2011 10:26 by
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Wow, I've been on the No Sugar Diet for one day and have already lost ... my will to live.
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03-22-2016 11:59 by
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Shot my first turkey yesterday....scared the sh!t out of everybody in the frozen food section!
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11-25-2010 07:22 by
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20/20, Piers Morgan, Howard Stern........ I think the only show Charlie Sheen hasn't been on in the past three days is Two And A Half Men!
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03-01-2011 23:47 by
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So let me get this straight. There's a War on Women but no War on Terror? Hey guys, little less focus on the labia little more on Libya.
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09-12-2012 21:47 by
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The fastest way to get my son out the door on a school morning is to ask him if he wants a hug...
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08-21-2013 08:19 by
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I shot my first turkey yesterday....scared the crap out of everybody in the frozen food section!
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11-25-2010 07:20 by
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Just remember, Michael Jordan would not have been a six time NBA champion without the government building the roads that got him to the game!
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07-16-2012 15:19 by
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